Remember how I said this?
Well, it happened again. The part about the chocolates. A lovely parcel arrived in the mail for me this week: a box of Bernard Callebaut chocolates. If you have never sampled the goodness that is a Bernard Callebaut chocolate, I pity you. I really do. They really are the best chocolates you can buy. In fact, they’re good for dieting because after eating one, you’ll turn a smug nose away from your ordinary Oh Henry or Hershey’s chocolate bars. They’re just not the same. Probably the only thing that comes close to Bernard Callebaut chocolates in terms of their greatness is sex. In fact, they may be better than sex. Indulge me for a minute:
Theorem: Bernard Callebaut chocolates may be are better than sex.
Proof:
- Col. Mustard stated that my sharing 3 of these sublime chocolates with him was the same as putting out.
- You can do enjoy it without worrying about shaving or pruning.
- They cannot get you pregnant.
- You aren’t considered a whore if you spread the chocolate love. In fact, it is most likely considered a public service for the greater good.
- You don’t have to get all warmed up and prepped to enjoy a chocolate.
- You’ll ALWAYS be satisfied.
Anyone have anything else they’d like to add? Have you had the pleasure of having intimate relations with these chocolates?
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As a total aside, does it drive anyone else crazy when people say ValentiMe? It’s not a time of day, it’s a name of a saint. It’s N, not M. Freaken crap.
Girl, you know I’m following your logic on this one.
Oh, and Elliot says “ballentime”, but she’s three so I forgive her.
By: Andi on February 14, 2008
at 2:10 pm
hahahahahahahahaha
By: Adrienne on February 14, 2008
at 5:35 pm
I didn’t realize I had to choose…
By: Bev on February 14, 2008
at 8:22 pm
I’m bitter about this day and the idiots it unearths.
read my comment on poot for further info…
By: Talia on February 14, 2008
at 8:28 pm
Some people would argue that if you share the sexy time around it’s a public service for the greater good also… Usually they’re greasy old men though…
By: leafprobably on February 14, 2008
at 9:26 pm
I’m so going to find me a box of those chocolates. Anything to avoid shaving the legs…
By: Redneck Mommy on February 15, 2008
at 3:19 pm
Ugh. Valentimes. I totally saw a Democratic strategist say that on MSNBC. I convulsed.
By: The Other Krista on February 16, 2008
at 1:23 am
I am so with you on this. I had a horrible Valentines Day and the combination of Bernard Callebaut and Lost made it all better. I also agree that no other chocolate is the same for at least a week.
Jenn
By: Jenn on February 18, 2008
at 12:47 am