Jesus is the way, and the way to Jesus is moonshine.
Let it be known to all the world that today, I have found Jesus. He has been missing for 2 years and although I looked everywhere, I couldn’t find him. I couldn’t even put out my nativity set this Christmas (or last) because it just didn’t feel right, knowing that Jesus wasn’t there.
So where did I find him? He was under the stairs in a little box with our moonshine wine-making accessories. Henceforth, I shall know, and I am telling the world on the internets, that the drinking and making of such fine home-distilled beverages is truly the only way to find Jesus.
That is just to funny. So how do you think he ended up there?
By: Cara on January 7, 2008
at 10:02 am
That was awesome. It reminds me of the magnet I have on my fridge that says “I found Jesus – he was behind the couch the whole time.”
By: Andi on January 7, 2008
at 12:16 pm
Perhaps there is hope for my heathen soul yet!
By: Nell on January 7, 2008
at 12:56 pm
I knew it all along. Everytime I drink I say Jesus Christ that tastes good!
By: Larsen on January 7, 2008
at 3:26 pm
Love it. I knew there was a reason I always hid in my pantry with my red wine…I was looking to talk to Jesus…
Wink, wink.
By: Redneck Mommy on January 7, 2008
at 4:18 pm
Love it.
By: karainmd on January 7, 2008
at 5:07 pm
hee hee
By: Colleen on January 7, 2008
at 7:38 pm
Great blog! Now I know where to store my treasures. Hope the wine making is successful.
By: Grandma on January 7, 2008
at 10:10 pm
There a hymn about that:
“I was once lost, but now am found,
was wined, but now I see…”
By: Bev on January 7, 2008
at 11:17 pm
BWAAAAHAHAhahahahahahaha!!!
By: Dory on January 8, 2008
at 1:04 pm
Well HELLO!
Jesus DID turn water onto wine. He wanted to practice at your house.
By: Queen of Shake Shake on January 9, 2008
at 11:41 am
Hee hee!
By: jackie on January 9, 2008
at 3:01 pm
A very fitting spot to find Jesus!
By: Jennifer on January 9, 2008
at 5:22 pm
Then I am a BELIEVER, baby!
By: Mrs. Flinger on January 10, 2008
at 2:07 pm
LOL Great little hider
By: lauramcintyre on January 11, 2008
at 6:42 am
Sounds like something that would take place at your house!! too cute! Love the set by the way.
By: Lynn on January 11, 2008
at 3:15 pm
ha! that’s hilarious!
we can’t have a nativity scene out at Christmas…for fear that Logan will *eat* Jesus!
By: cate on January 13, 2008
at 11:27 pm