This is it. I officially outrank you all in the classiness authori-tay.
I got dressed in a hurry this morning afternoon so that my mom and I could go do some grocery shopping downtown while Sacha slept. While my mom was in line at the grocery store, I ran across the parking lot in the rain to Tim Horton’s, seriously jonesing for some caffeine.
I get into T-Ho’s, my glasses are wet and I can’t see anything. While waiting in line to order my cup of joe, I unzip my hoodie to wipe off my glasses, only to remember that I AM NOT WEARING ANYTHING UNDER MY HOODIE! Other than a tattered old bra. Oh. My. God. I scurry to zip up my hoodie, and the flippin zipper gets stuck! You know, when it gets all warped and you have to unzip it AGAIN just to rezip it the right way.
In the mean time, my tattered bra is on full display for the entire T-Ho’s universe to admire. The bloke behind me even has the nerve to say “You wanna try that again?”
Finally, after quite the zipper battle, I am able to cover my boobs. I look around, no one has reacted yet. Then again, I am sure they were waiting for me to get the heck out of there to start howling in laughter or chase me down in the parking lot and ask me how much it would cost for a repeat show.
So to recap:
- Ran through the rain to go get a coffee.
- Glasses get wet.
- Take off only shirt to try and wipe glasses.
- Flash the world
- Some old guy gets all revved up.
- I am a total dolt.
Any questions?
Oh my sweet Lord. I think I would have died laughing.
In fact, I am laughing like a loon right now.
By: Mrs. Chicken on August 27, 2007
at 4:12 pm
I think you need to make yourself a classiness authority button, like Heather’s skid mark button. Sheesh. Keep your boobs under wraps, woman!
By: andi on August 27, 2007
at 5:47 pm
Sarah, you are totally awesome
By: Krista on August 27, 2007
at 7:34 pm
I have a question….
Does T-Ho’s sell fresh mait? ‘Cuz I could come with you and grab your boob while yelling ‘Fresh Mait!’. Since your boob is already exposed and all.
By: Heather on August 27, 2007
at 9:21 pm
The only fresh mait at T-Ho’s is me.
But besides that, you can totally use my boob to get your fresh mait next time you’re in town
By: Mrs. Mustard on August 28, 2007
at 1:40 am
THAT is funny. Too bad there’s not a little video of it to go with the post.
By: jenefur on August 28, 2007
at 4:22 pm
Oh my gosh. That’s totally something that I’d do. You made my day. Thanks for the great post!!
By: Smiling Mom on August 28, 2007
at 4:50 pm
I do bow down to your authori-tay. While leaving the house yesterday to run a quick errand, I told my husband that I needed to put on a bra. He asked why, since I wouldn’t be getting out of the car. My answer? “In case I have to go to jail.”
Yep, the only reason I put on a bra when going out in public is in case I find myself in the slammer having to wear an orange jumpsuit.
Classy.
By: Megan/ Velveteen Mind on August 28, 2007
at 10:07 pm
I once participated in an interview in which my boobs were popping out of my unbuttoned shirt.
AND I GOT THE JOB.
By: Kristi on August 28, 2007
at 11:02 pm
LOL, I’m thinking a repeat performance is in order after our pedis this weekend…maybe not at T-Ho’s but Julio’s, probably after a few too many margueritas…
By: the other S on August 30, 2007
at 1:25 am
tee hee…that is priceless!
By: Corey on August 30, 2007
at 4:29 pm
Oh, man! I come here for the first time, only to pee my friggin’ pants!
You know, I just posted a story about poop and me being a big tool on Friday (”When Poop Makes You Cry”)….you should check it out…I felt like a jackass!
http://thelifeofcate.blogspot.com/2007/08/when-poop-makes-you-cry.html
By: Cate on September 2, 2007
at 10:11 pm
Bwahahhahahahah. Class-ay!!
By: Jackie on September 5, 2007
at 5:43 pm
When Rob was about 8 months old I was standing in church, paying attention to the service rather than my son who was on my hip– he decided that maybe it was time to eat and unfastened my top completely before I noticed. Of course, all anyone saw was a boring nursing bra, but I still felt like a total idiot.
By: Bev (I mean, Anonymous) on September 5, 2007
at 10:18 pm
like i said before…there might be a new cup size at t-ho’s…..lol jk
By: paul on September 6, 2007
at 12:24 am
HA! Thanks for the good laugh! That is even better than my using the men’s washroom in Fredericton airport! Cause you know there are unisex washrooms out there eh! HA!
See you soon. Timmins on Wed or Thurs
Lynn
By: Lynn on September 9, 2007
at 12:07 pm